To all first timers.
08/11/2017, 12:39 PM
You're gonna love it! A concert every night. Stay busy or lay around the pool and be waited on. Free room service day or night. Breakfast delivered to your room, no extra charge. Take an excursion or don't. Meet a couple of thousand lesbians. And a couple of thousand cruise staff whose sole purpose is to make you happy. They make your bed twice a day and turn your sheets back every night. Prepare to have the best time of your life.