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Last post 04/22/2009, 7:03 PM by sleddog. 24 replies.
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sleddog
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Re: Dogs … Cats … Fish … Birds ... ect ...
04/22/2009, 7:03 PM

What a tongue!!!

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sleddog
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04/21/2009, 11:12 AM

The Cat/English dictionary:

 CAT PHRASE:

MEANING:

 Miaow

Feed me.

 Meeow 

Pet me.

 Mrooww 

I love you.

 Miioo-oo-oo 

I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

 Mrow

I feel like making noise.

 Rrrow-mawww

Please, the time has come to tidy the cat box.

 Rrrow-miawww

I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

 Miaowmiaow

Play with me.

 Miaowmioaw 

Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

 Mioawmioaw

Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

 Raowwwww

I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

 Mrowwwww 

I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

 Roww-maww-roww

I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

 Gakk-ak-ak

My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

 Mmow

Snuggling is a good idea.

 Moww 

Shedding is pretty good, too.

 Mowww!

I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

 Miaow! Miaow!

I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

 Mraakk!

Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

 Ssssroww!

I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

 Mmmrowmmm 

It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.

 Mmmmmmm 

If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

 Mreoaw 

Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.

 Mreeeow 

Do you serve catnip with that?

 Mroow 

I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute.
How'm I doin?

 Miaooww! Mriaow!

Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

 

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sleddog
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04/14/2009, 11:25 AM

Good find Julie (who is evergreen)!

That was really cute!!! 

That took a lot of trust (from the heart) for that guy to let his dogs be out there with the polar bears. 

I loved when they hugged the dogs or when they rolled over on they backs for the dogs! 

Thanks for sharing that one!!!

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evergreen
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04/14/2009, 8:10 AM

This is priceless..............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8

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sleddog
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04/13/2009, 5:58 PM

You had to ask!  The most we had when we moved from Maine to Colorado (1996) was 6 ~ plus we had 3 different dogs.  Now we are down to zero.  After I lost my favorite kitty/son Hector to coyotes (they were all disappearing one-at-a-time prior) I said no more small pets until we move out of coyote country ~ my heart can’t take it!

But now we have our 3 huskies (they think they’re cats) and they can’t climb the 6’ cedar fence that surrounds the back half of our acre ~ actually they have three-quarters!

OK Julie ~ it’s your turn to fess up on how many stray cats have ever owned you!!!

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evergreen
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04/13/2009, 4:23 PM
So....how many rescued stray cats do you have Sleddog?!?!?!?

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sleddog
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04/13/2009, 3:16 PM

It just shows what always happens when stray cats came to my house.

But you gotta follow the rules! 

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evergreen
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04/13/2009, 2:25 PM

I like that one Sleddog.

 

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sleddog
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04/13/2009, 2:18 PM

littledoc is a really good friend and really has a great sense of humor and a huge heart … so this is for you!

Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats

  1. Stray cats will not be fed.
  2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
  3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
  4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
  5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
  6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
  7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.
  8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
  9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
  10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".
  11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
  12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.
  13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
  14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
  15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.
  16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
  17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
  18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
  19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
  20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
  21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lamb's wool pillow.
  22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
  23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.
  24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
  25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
  26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
  27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
  28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is sdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9l o9jmdskdm,..  USING IT.

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stephensmom
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04/09/2009, 5:46 AM

Hey Ladies - It's exactly because of some of the mean-spirited talk I have witnessed in the last few weeks that I wanted to "bow out gracefully".  I have no desire to cause nor be at the center of those sorts of exchanges, we all have too many places where we are not held in care and respect to have that done here!!   I will be here enjoying the funny and friendly exchanges and all of you.  Thanks for reaching out to me.

 Suzanne

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evergreen
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04/08/2009, 9:12 AM
I just love that picture!

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04/08/2009, 9:05 AM

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evergreen
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04/08/2009, 8:56 AM

Actually, the negative postings of the past few weeks have done us a favour. This Lounge hasn't been so full of fun & friendly postings since it was transferred from our old,& beloved, Forum.

You were always part of the Forum stephensmom, sharing both fun & good and wise advice.

I echo Barbara's post...stay with us ! 

Julie

> ^..^ <

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brewmax
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04/08/2009, 8:33 AM
stephensmom, stay with us!

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