For the First-Timers Who Asked--
You might like to know that:
1. You WILL get lost on the ship. Nine cruises later, I do. On the last day of the cruise, you will have it all figured out. Not before. There IS a little map of the ship you can carry around in your pocket; one or two former Girl Scouts make use of them. Most of us just laugh and enjoy being at sea together.
2. The onboard shops and the casinos are usually closed while we are in port. (Avoids competition with the local focal.)
3. If you're a Coke-drinker, remember there is a charge for that. For each Coke, you sign your name on a little slip; you pay at the end of the cruise. Depending on the size of your habit, it can add up. Ordinary coffee and tea are free. Fancy coffee costs.
4. There will be special photo and signing ops with the Talent. If you can resist taking candid shots or asking for autographs while your favorite comedienne is trying to wake up over coffee or have a quiet moment with her beloved, you will be doing A Good Thing. (If, on the other hand, you see Martha Stewart, go for it: she's a stowaway.)
5. A lot of people you would not expect it of are shy. When you pass in the corridors and smile and say hi to these people, it really warms their hearts. (Don't ask me how I know that.)