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Kate blogs! That's right, she actually sits down and writes hilarious posts. This is the place to go if you want Kate's uncensored scrawlings, straight from her keyboard to your computer.
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Infrequent Flier Smiles ()
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August 20, 2008, 3:34 PM
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I am pleased to announce I have accrued no frequent flier miles this month of August. I have filled my 1998 Jeep’s gas tank once and that was because there is something wrong with the gas gauge and John, my mechanic’s fix was, “Aw, just don’t let it go under half a tank and you’ll be fine.” I have enough frequent biker miles to get new flip-flops. But mine are perfectly grooved to my feet. I have ...
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Don't Hold Your Breath ()
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August 7, 2008, 10:01 AM
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I have my Summer Olympics Tivo set for Dara Torres. No pressure. I am gay for Dara. I know she wants me. The Natatorium is an indoor venue isn’t it? All those new billion dollar Chinese sports complexes look like gossamer, erector sets in the hands of young methed architects. I do not want my slightly asthmatic, darling Dara sucking in bad air in her freestyle sprints , or her goggles getting all ...
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Ptown GPS ()
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July 25, 2008, 5:15 PM
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One of the big controversies in Provincetown this summer involves complaints by fifty-third generation descendants of Puritans about nudity and public sex in the far reaches of the Herring Cove Dunes. The good news is that my worry that gay marriage is a straight conspiracy to stop gay sex is apparently and happily unfounded. For those of you who would, of course, like to know the exact coordinate...
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Wildcatting ()
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July 17, 2008, 3:34 PM
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It’s a beautiful day here in Ptown and we were out at Herring Cove and some of the gals were in their beach chairs. It was low tide. We were talking, just idly letting the sand sift through our fingers. Well, one thing led to another and before you know it, we were all wildcatting for oil. Anyone can do it now, because George “the pusher” Bush issued an executive order lifting the ban on offshore ...
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Snakes On A Plane ()
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July 8, 2008, 10:47 AM
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Trifecta news day – the man who played Bozo the Clown died; a transgendered man in Oregon gave birth to a baby girl; Jesse Helms died of “natural causes” in North Carolina at the age of 86. The man who told his friend Orrin Hatch that he was going to sing Dixie to Carol Moseley Braun until she cried, who delivered his state to a lagging Ronald Reagan in the Republican primary, who loved all things...
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