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Kate blogs! That's right, she actually sits down and writes hilarious posts. This is the place to go if you want Kate's uncensored scrawlings, straight from her keyboard to your computer.
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Weather Girl ()
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November 10, 2009, 10:17 AM
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“Purpose of your visit?” “To visit friends.” “And you’re only staying one night?” “It’s for a party.” “Are you bringing gifts?” “No.” As usual I began my trip to Vancouver, feeling like a really bad friend. As we began our descent into the clouds over the beautiful western Canadian city, I was feeling a little feverish, and worried it might be the Swine Flu. But it turns out, it was Olympic Fever....
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Election Day ()
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November 6, 2009, 12:00 PM
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At 7:30 this election morning, we walked to our local polling place in the elementary school, past the “Vote Aqui” signs, past the bake sale moms, the cellophaned chocolate chip Frisbees and into the voting area. The elderly near-sighted, hard-of-hearing, darling polling ladies found our names. We signed the right spaces, went into the booth and voted. I love yanking that riverboat-sized lever tha...
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Sit on My Lapse ()
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October 25, 2009, 12:36 PM
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When people wonder to me about what I’ll do without George Bush, I tell them that I’ll always have the Pope. And of course, the Cheneys who are keeping America safe, but not from themselves. I could do a whole new ninety minute Pope show if it weren’t so annoying to my never or now non-Catholic friends. We lapsed Catholics find ourselves endlessly interesting, but it is a special ring of hell for ...
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Summer Collage ()
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July 29, 2009, 1:41 PM
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Summer here in Provincetown is about half-over. My low maintenance, orange-alert, day lilies have given it their quotidian best. My green thumb for petunias is sticky from the daily dead-heading you must do to keep them from getting all straggly, whiny and I-want-some-sun-too. My impatiens are usually my prize-winners, but this summer after ten straight days of fog and rain, they looked puny and I...
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Barbar Dyke ()
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June 2, 2009, 9:53 AM
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“Well there’s a job I never wanted,” my mom once remarked as we watched an elephant trainer on some TV variety show putting a pachyderm through his paces. If I remember correctly, the gentle, possibly drugged, giant was in a top hat and tails doing “Putting on the Ritz.” I said, “I’m glad you are narrowing down your career choices.” I never wanted to run a bankrupt car company either, but as a tax...
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